On Saturday StressMonkey found herself in a rather awkward and uncomfortable situation. She had agreed after much encouragement from her sister to finally try out a 'relaxing' massage I hate the word relaxing, it makes me so tense. She laid down on the table what's about to happen? I want off this table already! I am so tense! and the older gentleman giving the massage proceeded to ass grab. WTF? Is he supposed to do that? Is he trying to take advantage of me? Nobody warned me about this.
Of course, true to StressMonkey's good luck tendencies, the ass grabbing continued. AGAIN? Really? GET OFF! Of course, despite how IMMENSELY uncomfortable StressMonkey felt from this invasion of personal space, she wouldn't dare say anything verbally. I can't be rude even if I feel this guy is completely inappropriate and I am uncomfortable but I will continue in my own suffering over saying something to express how I truly feel.
When the agony was finally over, StressMonkey felt relieved to have survived. I can't believe what utter hell that was. StressMonkey has again learned a lesson the hard way, no more body massages like that. StressMonkey will stay with her safe craniosacral massage which is very light touch and not nearly as invasive.
Again, StressMonkey was able to use her super human ability to be massively uncomfortable infact tortured during what was supposed to be a 'relaxing' massage. In an attempt to save someone else from going through the same hell- if you are weird about a complete stranger invading your personal space then do not get a massage. And don't listen to your sister who encourages you to do it because she isn't bothered by the same :).
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